Military Slang Dictionary

Military Slang Dictionary

18 Episodes

There are many books about the U.S. military that’ll help you understand our culture, history, and traditions. These books are written professionally and honorably, in an effort to reflect the values of the American servicemember - and can provide a respectful insight to the military experience. This is not one of those books.

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This book will teach you the language of the real American warrior, who, despite common perception, is usually a bored, hormone-charged 19 year old looking for something more exciting in life. So, they join the best military on the planet and now live with the intent to kill, blow up, and f*** everything in sight (not necessarily in that order).

Who is this made for?
If you enlisted, a lot of this book will be familiar; use it for a laugh and a reminder that everyone thinks the military is just as ridiculous as you think it is. If you’re an officer, use this book to relate to your troops, because they hate you. No, really, they literally HATE you. If you’re thinking about enlisting, this book will help you understand the institution you’re about to join, because the recruiters are definitely lying to you. If you’re married to a service member, you will undoubtedly hear some of these terms during your next “domestic disturbance.” If you’re looking to steal valor, then this book will help you get any woman you want (below a 6), get free drinks at dive bars, and, of course, a free meal on Veterans Day.

You’re welcome for our service, and for this one of a kind book.

Disclaimer: While these are the words that veterans and active duty military may know and understand, VET Tv does not endorse the actual use of them - especially outside of the context of war. It’s important to understand that when your job is to take another person's life - your mentality and your language changes in order to dehumanize the enemy and make light of the unfathomable experiences of war. Bottom line, this is a documentation of reality, not a recommendation to use any of these terms at the dinner table.

Military Slang Dictionary
  • Pink Mist | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 16

    When you hit an enemy fighter with a bullet or explosive and they’re vaporized into a pink mist of blood and guts.

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  • Notional | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 14

    Hypothetical situation or entities used for training. Notionally shooting your weapon could mean aiming and saying “bang bang” instead of firing.

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  • Salt Dog | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 13

    He’s the guy who’s been on a bunch of deployments, seen some real action, and doesn’t have time for your crap.

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  • Rat F*ck | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 14

    Taking the last chili Mac MRE, the jalapeno cheese spread, or the skittles out of the pack. If you do this, congratulations, you’re a rat f*ck.

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  • Porta Sh*tter Art | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 15

    A genre of art, specific to the military. From extensively detailed genetalia, to full walls covered in cities being destroyed by c*ckzilla, these works of art truly show that while military members may seem like mindless robots, there is some creativity and expression still alive in their brains...

  • Silver Bullet | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 12

    The thermometer that Corpsmen shove up your *ss to get your core temperature when you pass out or become a heat casualty.

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  • Skull F*ck | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 11

    Forcibly shove your d*ck down their throat while grabbing their head and going to town. Most often used as a figure of speech to imply how bad you want to destroy and degrade someone. In the most extreme cases, f*cking someone through their eye socket works, too.

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  • Stolen Valor | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 10

    Someone who poses to have been in the military or pretends to have earned awards they didn’t earn.

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  • ID10T Form | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 9

    The imaginary "idiot" form boots are told to find when they are getting f*cked with.

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  • Big Green Weenie | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 8

    The term to describe anything the Marine Corps or Army does to f*ck you over.

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  • Deployment 10 | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 7

    A female in the military who slowly becomes more attractive the longer you're in the field or on deployment and until she becomes the hottest woman you've ever laid eyes on. This phenomenon quickly fades as you return to civilization and realize that she is, in fact, ugly as hell.

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    Reach out a...

  • Blue Falcon | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 6

    “Buddy F*cker”. Someone who f*cks over their buddies, typically for their own gain.

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  • OFP | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 5

    Own F*cking Program. Best program to be on.

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  • Wagner Loves C*ck | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 4

    The modern version of Kilroy Was Here, United States Marines will put this phrase everywhere and anywhere possible.

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  • Boot Diversity | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 3

    One of our favorite time-honored traditions is screwing with some new boot b*tches. Some people call that "hazing" ... We don't associate with those people. What's the dumbest sh*t you've seen from a boot? Pre-order your copy of the VET Tv MILITARY SLANG DICTIONARY today and leave a funny review...

  • D*ck: Our Favorite Word | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 2

    We know it's one of your favorite things to draw in the porta-sh*tter. Our new dictionary has more variations of the word d*ck than there are letters in the alphabet. Pre-order your copy of the VET Tv MILITARY SLANG DICTIONARY today and leave a funny review!

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    Reach out and text someone you se...

  • 50 Shades of Sh*t | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 1

    We all know the military has a lot in common with the word "sh*t", which is why we have more than 20 variations in our dictionary. What's your favorite way to say the word shit? :US: Pre-order your copy of the VET Tv MILITARY SLANG DICTIONARY today and leave a funny review!

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    Reach out and tex...

  • Fobbit | Military Slang Dictionary

    Episode 20

    When you aren’t fortunate enough to actually leave the FOB, so you end up spending your whole deployment on the FOB.

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