The E4 Mafia turns CQ into a profit machine so they can ditch duty, disappear early, and secure their tickets to Porn Con. The barracks corruption reaches new heights, all in the name of adult-industry fandom.
Up Next in Season 1
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Woodland Thirst Trap
Land nav is supposed to test discipline and direction. The E4 Mafia tests how far shamming can go instead. While everyone else hunts checkpoints, they vanish into the tree line, construct a woodland hideout, and turn training time into an expertly executed dodge. It is laziness elevated to strate...
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Specialist Reconnaissance
The mission is simple: set up a quick fire support position so the platoon looks good in front of command.
They scout the terrain early, mark the route, and leave themselves some helpful reminders along the way. Unfortunately, those reminders take the form of an excessive number of dicks carved...
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Guidon Gone Wrong
A harmless prank turns catastrophic when Stewart steals what she thinks is another platoon’s guidon but it is actually the company guidon. The E4 Mafia scrambles to shift blame, dragging multiple platoons into a disaster no one can escape.
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