Land nav is supposed to test discipline and direction. The E4 Mafia tests how far shamming can go instead. While everyone else hunts checkpoints, they vanish into the tree line, construct a woodland hideout, and turn training time into an expertly executed dodge. It is laziness elevated to strategy, and somehow it almost works.
Up Next in Season 1
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Specialist Reconnaissance
The mission is simple: set up a quick fire support position so the platoon looks good in front of command.
They scout the terrain early, mark the route, and leave themselves some helpful reminders along the way. Unfortunately, those reminders take the form of an excessive number of dicks carved...
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Guidon Gone Wrong
A harmless prank turns catastrophic when Stewart steals what she thinks is another platoon’s guidon but it is actually the company guidon. The E4 Mafia scrambles to shift blame, dragging multiple platoons into a disaster no one can escape.
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Sham Wedding
Trapped in the barracks and tired of being broke, the E4 Mafia decides marriage is the fastest way out. The plan makes sense in E4 math until reality hits. There is only one woman, forcing Sanchez and Jackson to commit to the sham and become the Army’s most unlikely couple. Stewart takes the whol...
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