Stationed at Minot ND doing nuclear security, my fireteam and I came up with the brilliant idea to get our dicks pierced. What started off as a modest "one" piercing turned into 5. And instead of my fireteam and I, it ultimately ended up being me to do it. It was the best and worse decision I made. I never thought to follow through with it until my whole platoon was in on it and as you know peer pressure is a mutha fucka. So on our three day off cycle, my platoon and I went down to the local salon to acquire said piercings. Shit faced, I stumbled into the salon and witnessed a 5 year old getting his hair cut in one of the rocket ship chairs and a old lady getting a perm. I thought I fucked up and went to the wrong place BUT when asked why I was there by one of the workers, I quietly replied "I need 5 piercings". The sweet beautician further asked if I wanted a ear, eyebrow, nose, etc. I respectfully declined those offers and stated I couldn't say it out loud. She picked up what I was putting down and instructed me to come back when they closed. Fast forward 6 more beers and I was back ( I didn't drive). She unlocked the front door, letting in myself and a quarter of my platoon. Once inside, we proceeded to a back room which looked like a doctors office. She had one of the gynecology chairs with the leg rest set up already. Stone sober at this point, I sat in the chair, hoisted my legs, and said a couple prayers. I did have a battle buddy in the room to be a witness as well. After secured in the chair, the beautician instructed me to "whip it out". I complied and I swear to god my dick tried to go back inside my body. Like it knew what was about to happen. She was prepared and pulled out some turkey tongs, stretching the shit out of my dick (Like Stretch Arm Strong). Once set, she pulled out a baby harpoon and told me on the count of three. Bitch said one and drilled a hole through my shaft. I screamed like a new born baby. After the first one, the beautician stated "Four more to go" and laughed. Horrible experience but well worth it in the long run. We celebrated afterwards by going to the local titty bar which I was a frequent customer and this is where I found out the power of the "Boner Saw". Once inside, I sat in my usual spot and as usual, one of the girls that was fond me came over and proceeded to grind her ass all over my dick. But instead of enjoyment, I was in tears of pain. She asked why I was crying and I replied "Because I just got my cock pierced five times like 20 mins ago". Everybody within a 10 foot radius of me stopped what they were doing, some of which were other dancers and a cocktail waitress. All of them insisted to see, so I obliged and received free drinks for the rest of the night. A few girls wanted to take me home but there was no fucking way I would be able to do anything at the point in time. There's a lot more that happened after, especially once I was fully healed,

I love you guys and what your shows brings. I hope you might find inspiration with this and if not, hopefully a chuckle. FYI I didnt come up with the name boner saw, it was my squad leader. Yes I had to show him to =)