I'm up at FT Hood right now pulling gate guard on the airfield for the pre-mobe guys helicopters. I got stuck on night shift with this PFC, great guy btw. But, after everyone left and it was just us at the airfield in this little shack waiting for something to happen while watching Checkpoint... PFC goes to take a piss and we hear a large animal start some really heavy breathing and thats where this idea came in...

The guys are on nightshift at the gate that is out in B.F.E. with everything locked down and nothing is going on what so ever... PFC Cera hears heavy breathing... basically repeat what happened to us. Except, The Lawrence doesn't believe Cera that there was a noise whenever it happens, the breathing is fucking Sasquatch who has the hots for Cera and pops its head out whenever Lawrence isn't looking, and then ends up chasing him around trying to rape him while the Lawrence sits and watches drinking kill cliff like nothing's going on...

cast:
CPL Lawrence
PFC Cera