So I'm no director so I'll do my best here. BTW names Kyle served with 3/8 wpns company, may she rest till she is needed once more.
Scene opens on 1st platoon 2nd squad. Rounds are snapping all around Wagner's head. He's scared. Lt. Whosits orders Wagner's team to take up an overwatch position on a burm just on the Southside of the village. CPL Basilone orders his men to start moving to the hill in a ranger file.
Open to Cpl Basilone's team on the burm providing overwatch and engaging targets as the present themselves. Wagner who was given the sector where he could do the least bit of damage. Zoom in on Wagner, hes searching and searching for one of those "sons of bitches" to reveal themselves. But suddenly he sees his opportunity. He realizes it had been right there the whole time and he hadn't seen it. Just on the corner of a mudhut compound the Taliban was using as cover for their ambush, was a bright/dirty red oil drum. Which everyone knows, blows up when shot at. "God damnit Wagner you crazy son of a bitch" he says to himself. This is his moment to escape His purgatory as The Shitbag. He takes a slow look around at his fellow Marines, beaming with the premature glory that will rain down on him once he ends this engagement with one shot. "But wait. Nobody will know it's me. I'll have to make sure everybody knows it was me." He ponders for a moment. "I've got it!" He rises to a high knee takes aim and screams "LET EM BURN!". And with that he shoots the barrel dead center. But nothing happens, hes frozen with fear as he realizes he just used a video game tactic in real life. Rando grunt says "did you just shoot that barrel thinking it would explode you stupid fucking boot". Wagner didn't answer. Wagner slowly lowers back to prone and suddenly the compound dissapeears in a dust and firecloud. Wagner jumps screaming "I did it! I did it". CPL Basilone informs him he had just called in CAS, while he's saying this Wagner can hear the harrier screaming high above. Everybody screams with laughter, Wagner cries, they get up to leave and rando grunt steps on Wagner "fucking shitturd" and leaves Wagner behind.
Hope you liked it. Obviously you guys are gonna put your own funny stuff in there. I just wanted to get your attention with my jokes. Came up with the red barrel idea and went from there. Love the shows. I watch a Grunts Life at least 4 times a year. Thanks for the content homies, it's much appreciated.
Thanks for the submission! I know our writers pop in to read these messages too, so I'm sure they will see it soon.