I agree. So many f-ed up stories from the fleet that would be so funny to watch. The first lesson I learned in the Navy was NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, admit something bothers you or you are screwed. Over 1000 guys were stuck on a boat with nothing to do but bitch, work or f with their shipmates (or talk shit).
One night, as the new shop supervisor of an aviation weapons and electronics shop, I walked into my shop with a fresh cup of coffee. Immediately, two of my subordinates launched themselves on both sides of me and start humping my legs. One puts his tongue in my ear. I pretend like nothing is happing as my coffee sloshes out of my cup, and then I look down at my cup and say "Oh, I am out of coffee" and calmly turn around and walk out to get more... my guys loved that...they couldn't believe I didn't react. Needless to say, it never happened again.