while i was at school in dahlgren, my classmates and i found a bar we realy liked over the maryland side of the border. so we would go 3-4 times a week, i ended up picking up this well not pretty broad who made school fun at least and my buddy using the power of social media found himself a girl. well one night we were heading up to the bar and had a decent time, and when it was time to go my buddy and his girl get in the back seat. i was DD, so we are cruising back to the hotel and he starts complaining about having to pee. we pull into a gas station and he opens the back door of the car and pees and with a maryland state trooper behind us. so we pile back in an get out of there well now hes pinched off and still has more to go, whining like a little bitch about the whole thing, and then i hear i got it and slurping noises, gagging, spitting and vomiting. she was sucking the pee out him. then we pulled into a wawa for for a snack and a drink we had class the next day. she starts talking all close to me with piss breath. it was by far the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.