It was in Kunsan AB Korea in 1998... I was a Fuels Troop in the USAF back then. We just got back from A-Town and were completely smashed. We had a few liters of unregulated Soju, and started smashing swigs in the Day Room. We had a 1980's era treadmill in the day room, and decided to prop the ass-end up with a solid oak (100lb) coffee table and spun that thing up to ludicrous speed! We started launching shit off the treadmill, like pillows, flashlights... C-Bags... and as you can imagine that got boring real quick, so we starting launch ourselves off of it... the damn thing would launch us from one side of the Day Room to the other. Long story short, one of the dorky dudes in our unit showed up and asked what we were doing... told him we were the Catapult Club... he ask if he could join... we of course said hell yeah, but you have to do the initiation. You have to ride the catapult naked. This cat without skipping a beat, dropped trout and straddled the beast. Well... this cat had no-shit goat balls... nevertheless, as he was straddling the treadmill, the belt grab his balls and launched his ass across the room. To this day I can still hear that grunt he made when his balls damn near got yanked off. Good news the dude was fine... but I still can't get over seeing this guy in the fetal position for 20-30 minutes, moaning like a goat.