That could be a running gag. These guys could be constantly catching shit like, "dude, why didnt you just do it online? What the fuck are you doing living in a dorm voluntarily?" And there can always be one of them fighting the admin over transfer credits from online schools that sound sketchy as fuck. Or they accept credits from sketch online places but refuse to accept credits from a real big name school they were stationed next to that one time.
There could also be haji proffessors and teaching assistants causing probs for the vets. Something, something, thier nephew's favorite goat, something something. And a professor from India who secretly has their backs.