Err so in Tarin kot in 2012 the multinational base TK formerly Camp Holland RAN OUT OF MILK!!!
The fucking poge's (AU for fobit) were devastated, even made national news on SBS in Australia (

at 1:20 onwards).
Think you could work it in with the satire, maybe not the coolest shit but when your coming back from some shithole patrol base and this is what people are concerned about well...

Thanks for the link brother!