Why Nashville? Seems easier and just as effective to go to Lejeune, Pendleton and Bragg.
If your taking the redneck route there's a strip club in michigan that's family owned, all the daughters and the mom are dancers, brothers are DJs and security. They use reclining poolside chairs as their furniture.
I really wonder if the brothers do the jizz mopping in the back room? Wtf would be going through their minds?
Jizzmopper would be a horrible job but the marine corps infantry prepares you well to be a jizz mopper.