Too much hot sauce, stuck in head while Inport OOD Unfortunaletly the BMs couldnt wait and lowered the boat without safety officer (me being present). Shortly therafter the CO called me into his office via paging system to explain failure to report during small boat evelution. I had to stand at attention at COs state rm & ask permission to enter. CO called me into his office to re-enforce OOD responsiblities however I was intitled to tell the truth and tell him I had put to much hot sauce on my tacos the night b4 and had a bad tummy and couldnt be there to supervise due to explosive stomach. CO threatened me w/ punishment so I was empowered to tell the truth and shared all the details as to why I couldnt be there when needed. CO went into a rant and explained how this wasnt funny and he could push this up to District Commander. So I explained to the CO I will tell the District Commander the same story. Bottom line is I had to take a shit, & was threatened with UCMJ. Really??? really funny story.