We like to think we invented being dirty SOBs. Foul mouthed coping with copious frustration is military tradition. I seem to recall an MP3 rap song about looking for UXOs on an airbase in Korea. Old and new describe and post links to your own. Below is a link to Bell Bottom Trousers and Coats of Navy Blue, a righteous blast from way back in the ancient past.
Even though I was 88m I went to Fort Benning for basic training. This was back in 2002
This was a cadence we did, it is the prettiest girl with one part added. It was all male so we got way with a
lot.
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon
Through a straw
The prettiest girl
I ever saw
Was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.
I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
another round.
I placed my hand
upon her knee
she said GI
your teasing me.
I placed my hand
upon her thigh
she said GI
that’s way too high
I placed my hand
upon her twat,
she said GI you're
making me hot.
I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around.
the wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun.
and now I’ve got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids
who call me pa.