So I just found this website and it seems like the perfect place to pitch my idea.

A few weeks ago I was outside cleaning out my truck lost in my thoughts when I heard what sounded like a burst from small arms. I kinda got spun up for a second but realized it was kids about 25m down the road playing with fire crackers. After that I kinda thought it would have been funny if they saw my plates and were fucking with me. I tried to explain it to my coworkers and they acted as though I needed sympathy but couldn't understand the humor.

I know you guys probably won't see this and it may be to dark but a group of neighborhood kids fucking with the OEF vet would be kinda funny.

Idk half drunk right now but have loads of ideas so hmu if you are interested and see this.