When I see a male veteran in a similar age group, especially AF, I am happy to talk to them like we know each other. I did that regularly for 8 years. My jokes are worse than most, I learned from the best. And before ya'll get anxious about that statement; I was in tech school at Ft. Leonard Wood. The Marines and the Army were there. Navy too, and later spent too much time with the RAF. Anyway when I was still in, sometimes dudes got the wrong idea, but mostly it was 'I got you bro' type deal. And we got shit done. However, In the civilian world, they almost ALWAYS think this means I want to bang. What gives? Are we all just ass or is it the civvies? Am I slow? LOL

Well from what I just read, your cerebral cortex is differently moving at the speed of snail snot. ( coming from my helmet wearing, short bus taking, Special person - from sandhill Ft Benning.

"Having said that" - I only worked with females on the minute occasions over 13 yrs. I can only share my own personal thoughts on your questions. I have always enjoined any person that can sling jokes on the level of 8mm and darker. I would curtsy, tip my cap, or high five anyone that slings stuff like that I cannot wait to share with the rest of the world (sharing is caring).

As to get to the peanut of this turd; I do appreciate this level of crazy in a person, that may lead to a partial chub.But, that totally does not imply a "lets go mutually fist fuck one another, while listing to China Grove on repeat, wearing plastic sheriff badges gorilla glued to our chests, before we take turns tong punching each others fart boxes, then having some awkward pillow talk as we share a bag of skittles" type of thing.

That's just my opinion.

Thanks for your comment and a good laugh! Starting my morning off well.

OK....( just rereading the tipsy shit I typed last night) I have to ask: was your laugh about my adult libation clouded use of the English language. or the content?

Second question. Was I funny "HA-HA" or "Funny Queer" ? ( asking for a friend)

I am glad you got a chuckle from my rambling while bored and drinking. "Starting my morning off well" is something I have rarely heard.

I must reiterate that unblemished nugget of corn in the but slug of the morel of this story, you have to take me out and treat me right if you want to assume that I will magically & majestically rub my moist pink Mucosa across and around your chocolate star fish.

.......As Should Anyone....(pound sign)2020 (tic-tac-toe)equality

for real glad you got a giggle from my random 11B crazy.