Well from what I just read, your cerebral cortex is differently moving at the speed of snail snot. ( coming from my helmet wearing, short bus taking, Special person - from sandhill Ft Benning.
"Having said that" - I only worked with females on the minute occasions over 13 yrs. I can only share my own personal thoughts on your questions. I have always enjoined any person that can sling jokes on the level of 8mm and darker. I would curtsy, tip my cap, or high five anyone that slings stuff like that I cannot wait to share with the rest of the world (sharing is caring).
As to get to the peanut of this turd; I do appreciate this level of crazy in a person, that may lead to a partial chub.But, that totally does not imply a "lets go mutually fist fuck one another, while listing to China Grove on repeat, wearing plastic sheriff badges gorilla glued to our chests, before we take turns tong punching each others fart boxes, then having some awkward pillow talk as we share a bag of skittles" type of thing.
That's just my opinion.