I will literally work for weed, food, or scraps, etc. I'm willing to move from Chicago and start a new life being a janitor slave for you guys lmao.
Nothing on my resume except being an 03, and then a gay ass fuckin sales job on the civ side and some shitty open mic standup lol
I bet I could be a better writer than Jonathan Foresight with my depressed comedic ass 🤣
Na but seriously though.
I'm going to apply.
One day in Pendleton I was in line to meet Max from Terminal Lance, and there was a dude behind me in a vet tv shirt.. Dan O'Malley himself, and at the time I had no fuckin idea... If I knew I would've turned around and sucked his dick right there, I was like 6 months from eas. Lol ok I'll stfu now.