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In lew of incorporating my story to any persons who may or may not be penalized... Soldiers amongst this certain unit were known for playing practical jokes the bigger the better. A Sgt. (Shrek who looked like him btw) one time called a Pvt on staff duty ( Geekiest kid with big BCGs on ) Soldier picks up gives the typical Such and such staff duty this is Pvt (NO NAME) how may i help you sir or ma'am?.. In which Sgt Shrek said Is a Pvt (No Name (same soldier) There? Yes this is him replies Pvt No Name. Sgt Shrek then said Pvt No Name this is NASA we want the lense back for the Hubble... His freind a loyal honorable young soldier who took Army Life to heart .... ( ok ill stop the hinting) Lets just say this Glorious Soldiers name is Pvt. Miller.. Pvt Miller was tasked to go guard Ft Knox Secret checkpoint way past the ranges ( rumor has it Nuke warheads Anthrax Grey the Alien all in these underground bunkers .. Pvt Miller who wanted to make Pvt No Name feel justice decided to Contact 7 soldiers from Kevin Bacon to get Sgt Shreks Home address. and Phone number. ( mind you this is night duty started at 9pm . Pvt Miller contacted anyone and anyplace that delivers from Ft Knox greater areas he went as far as 50 miles with a Catering Co for an emergency last minute wedding reception request of Hot Dogs and Burgers all to be delivered to this Sgt Shrek house. He even got Dunkin Donuts to deliver there leftovers after closing instead of throwing them away. This went on till about midnight. But Pvt. Miller was a relentless fuck and thaught Sgt Shrek should pay for his joke on his freind Pvt. No Name. Turns out Sgt Shrek was the only Battalion Armourer for this Rear D unit with several companies vasting 2 Conflicts and 5 different Regional Commands. On Monday Sgt Shrek was no where to be seen nor was any of the Rear D staff very happy that day cause now No Soldiers could deploy to there new companies without a armourer. Sgt Shrek after the 52nd time a delivery boy came to his house had words that night with a certain persistant pizza boy who wanted his damn tip at 1am Sgt Shrek in his whitey tighties pulled his gun on the pizza man as he tried to open/enter the home . Cops got called Sgt Shrek got arrested pizza man without his fair and 15 anchovy pizzas . and the Battalion without anyone trained to be an Armourer . Pvt Miller had pulled off the ultimate prank on the battalion history of fuckery. Many thaught it was Pvt. Miller including his freinds but Pvt Miller kept quiet about it in sure hed get courtmartialed . Only Pvt No Name knew Justice was served and the Battalion got fucked for once ( I appreciate if i remain Anonymous and enjoy this true story . Sincerely Pvt. Miller)
HAHAHA, That is fucking nuts bro, I would have found you little fuckers and found some kind of way to shove a soccer ball up your ass. lol
It's a good one though.