Morning Sick Call
SSgt enters clinic with a complaint of a 3mm raised bump on the side of his penis. This is during the don’t ask don’t ask don’t tell era.
So our flamboyant medic new E-3, a small effeminate Filipino that we don’t ask about in the medic platoon, is given the SSgt’s medical record and asked to do the intake by the PA.
Well about 30min later the Medic Sgt asks “where is (insert Filipino)?”
As a medic sometimes when you cant describe the location or type of affliction you can draw a sketch of the affliction.
Any normal person would have drawn a stick figure dick and a well detailed drawing of the 3mm raised bump on the patents left side of his shaft. Oh that is not the scene we happened upon.
When opening the door we found the SSgt’s pants down and out flamboyant medic sketching the SSgt’s genitals in perfect details. Like the scene from the Titanic. Veins on the member, ball hair, I’m talking a fucking stick figure with the most life like genitals you have ever seen. With a dot for the bump.
So the Sgt medic looks at us with this WTF look and tells the flamboyant medic to go show the PA and get his medical opinion.
I was not present for that, as I went to chow, but I was told the PA flipped his shit.