I got one about... got to check the statue of limitation on that story, but I got some awesome ones like that. Some are pretty chill though. Finding a STD swab while doing a search during a raid. Fallen nipple deep in a shit trench, multiple stores like that. Of course some savage ones, and completely insane ones like doing shrooms for the first time while on tower guard and having a drive by done on you and your battery radio dies.