Y'all should do an episode when you have base generals come by your shop and they start asking questions about how y'alls weekend went and what we did and all of our staff is there! We just had one when one of my buddies and I left the so palms area for a 96 and we went out of town to a couple of bars and had a good time. My buddy and I told our staff sgt and he was dying but obviously not a good story to tell a general and a Sgt major. So as soon as we start telling the story our staff Sgts eyes went wide open as we were telling them that we found some ratchet as Joe that was disgusting as fuck. He ate her out, then ate her ass right after taking a shit without his knowledge due to him being drunk ass fuck, add fucked her and then kicked her out. The next morning he doesn't remember using condoms at all! The motel was trashed with bloody rags due to her cutting her hand on glass bottle, one of my buddies naked outside, sex consent forms signed, stains on the sheet, bottles everywhere, one of my buddies tied to a bed and one of the three girls stole my wallet. Sgt major was laughing his ass off and my staff Sgt was glaring at both of us like he wish he could stab us in the face. Needless to say he got his hahaha.